How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

How many egocentrics does it take to change a light-bulb?

Me, and only me!

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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

What's the difference between a light bulb and my pregnant girlfriend?

I can unscrew a lightbulb.

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Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.