Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

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What do hillbillies do on halloween?

Pump-Kin

Why does Barbie like Halloween?

It's pump-ken time

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What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

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What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.