Why does a d dog scratch himself?

He is the only one that knows where it itches.

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Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

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Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.