How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

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How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

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What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u

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How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch