Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

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Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What is the most racist type of bread?

A biguette

What do get when you mix two breads?

A hy-bread

Itch Jokes More Itch Jokes

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!