What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

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What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

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What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

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How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ( )

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How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.