How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !

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Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

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What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

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What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !

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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.