What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

How do you get in the 'Public Urination Club'?

Walk up to the nearest police officer and you're in.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

Where do fleas go to surf?

A: To the microwave.

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas