Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

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What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

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It was a poultry amount

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Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

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He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

The Holocaust

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They'll both bite at anything!

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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Fancy a bite

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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !