What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

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What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.

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Matisse hurt!

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What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull-dozer.