What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.

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What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

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What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer