Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

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How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

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What did the frustrated cannibal say?

Nothing he just threw up his hands.

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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Why did Sara fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

Why did Sara fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.

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Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.