Because he ate too much of them.
Paperback
Everywhere
Mom, sad): He went to Jared.
Cancer
Everywhere.
He didn't
Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..
He's an orphan.
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash
Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
A bus driver.
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.
hit him in the face with an Axe
Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.
Because they always leave you stumped!
Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.
Stephen Hawking.
So she can be pardoned.
Take his bike away.
Attire.
Two twins make a King.
Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.
None, they were all minerals.
He breaks in.