Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

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Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Juan

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Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

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Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.