What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

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What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

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What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it