What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

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What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

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What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

What's the definition of a school report?

A poison pen letter from the principal.

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Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

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What do you call a 7 year old redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

What do you call a virgin redneck?

A 7 year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.