What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

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What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

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What did the judge order in his whiskey?

Just ice

What does batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

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What do you call a Polish airplane?

A Jet-ski.

How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

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What do you call a polish guy on a boat?

A fishing pole

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.