What did Timmy get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

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How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

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Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't