How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

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How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ?

You can feel his presents ...

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella with him everywhere?

Fa Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg always carry around an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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What do you call a skinny tree that raps?

Slim Shady

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!