What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

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How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

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Who's there ! Cugat ! Cugat who ?

Cugat to love my jokes !

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.