What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol