What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's a ghost's favorite type of car?

A Booghati

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

good karma.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

What is a woman ?

Man with a uterus somewhere

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

Who's fault is it?

The truck's fault. What was it doing in the kitchen?

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.