What is a woman ?

Man with a uterus somewhere

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What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

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Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.