Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.