Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

What does it take to finish a race?

More than a Holocaust

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

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Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.