Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What do you call a Mexican vegan?

A. No Whey Jose

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)