What can you do if you don't like the Prelude in C Sharp Minor?

A: Turn Rachmanin off.

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Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

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What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.