Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

A: There are just too many pastabilities!

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What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

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Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.

What do you call an Italian suppository?

Innuendo.