What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

10 Year Jokes More 10 Year Jokes

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second