What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Who does he look like?

I'm like, 'Your husband'

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.