It was ground a few minutes ago.
Paperback
A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)
I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
13 blackberries and 5 apples
Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.
A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".
An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave
Thank you, Karma gain
I'm sorry but I love another Juan.
He goes to the Evans
He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.
Because she didn't like his lack of commitment
He dumped his girlfriend.
Oh, what a relief!
S*pine* trees!
He fainted after the punch line.
He gets pale as a sheet.
Because they'll work for p naughts.
Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.