Dump Jokes
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Where did William Tell take his garbage?
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!
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What do you call a guy dumped by his Asian girlfriend?
Disoriented.
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How did the explorer react when the which doctor turned him into a miniature ballsack?
He was a little testie! Bump dump pshhh!
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What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?
A Brexit
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What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
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How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?
He dumped his girlfriend.
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What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?
A No. 2 pencil.
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Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.
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Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?
Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.
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What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?
After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.
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What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?
They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea
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What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
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What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.
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How can a beautiful girl like you be single?
Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"
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How did Jared lose 30 pounds?
He dumped his girlfriend.
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What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?
The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!
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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He flushed.
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Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?
Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
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What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?
The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back
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Why was the 6'6" guy so brokenhearted after his 4'9" girlfriend dumped him?
A: He was nuts over her.
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What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?
Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.
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What do you call a chinese crab who just got dumped?
A frustacean
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Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?
Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
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What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?
A. Hump me dump me!!
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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T>1?
Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor
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What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.
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What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?
When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around
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How did Jared lose 40 pounds?
He dumped his girlfriend
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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?
He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
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What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?
Down's in the dumps
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Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?
The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!
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What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?
The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.
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What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?
When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.
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Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
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Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?
He lost interest.
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What did Ryu say when he was taking a dump?
IMMM-DUKEN!'"
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Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?
His place is a dump
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How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump?
9 months.
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Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?
Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.
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Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?
When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around
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What about the other baby?
Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere
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What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?
They wipe, flush, and wash their hands
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Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?
Because she didn't like his lack of commitment
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What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?
If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.
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What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?
That's no gouda
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What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
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Why don't I have a boyfriend?
God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.
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Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?
If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump
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What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?
When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.
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Why did Spock dump his wife?
because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so
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Why was the web server down?
Mary Jane dumped him.
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What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?
A clean sheet.
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How did Jared lose 40lbs?
He dumped his girlfriend.
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What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?
She wiped her arse.
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What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?
When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after