Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

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How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

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How do you know if your girlfriend is ticklish?

You give her a test-tickle.

What do you call a corn cob on a track team?

A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.

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What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

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What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest

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Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest