What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

How do you keep an idiot busy?

loading...

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel