What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

What'd she want?

Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts

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What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"