Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

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What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.