What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

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How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.