He had -ity!
Paperback
When he takes out the trash
9 months
Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.
Dead in the trash
Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children
Out of the trash and into the garbage
One of them gets taken in every once in a while.
A dead baby in three trash cans.
So that the Puerto Ricans can window-shop.
Finding an empty bottle in the trash.
Ceramic
Trash gets picked up.
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.
They trash talk.
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
The trash gets taken out once a week.
Because he's always talking trash.
Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.
One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke
Second Caribou: The litterbug.
A rootabaga.
A dead baby in 6 trash cans.
Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"
One kid in three trash cans
Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.
One dead baby in five trash cans
One baby in ten trash cans.
Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.
About 1 thousand Iraqis.
It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not
The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.
Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got " Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.
Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss
A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.
With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.
Diet coke has better advertising.
A little get together.
A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
IHOP
1% milk
A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.
The Philosophers Stoned
