Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What does BMW stand for?

Black man working

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing?

Carlos.

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

Mexican Guy Jokes More Mexican Guy Jokes

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

What's worse than ten babies in one trash can?

One baby in ten trash cans.

When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash