What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

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Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

What do you call a homeless man?

A Hobo Sapien.

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

Where's the food and why are you naked?

Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer?

A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word