What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

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Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

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Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !

What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

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Why did the blonde snort splenda?

She thought it was diet coke.

Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke