What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Organize Jokes More Organize Jokes

What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

A little get together

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon