What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

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What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

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What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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Who's there ! Barbara ! Barbara who ?

Barbara black sheep have you any wool...!

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens