Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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500 soles were lost.

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)

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T-shoes!

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I pity the full!

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.