What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

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What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

What do a black person and a bike have in common?

they both don't work without a chain.

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What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.

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What do you call a chain of singing islands?

An acapellago.

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...