What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

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What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

they're both Paris shooters