Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

Who knows? Who cares?

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

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Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)