Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

Why are people at Star Wars conventions so happy?

Because of the Endor-fans.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

Prom Jokes More Prom Jokes

What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled?

Slow dance.

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.