What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

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Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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How do Muslims laugh?

Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

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What's thr difference between the chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz?

Homo-cide

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What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"