What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat "

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)