What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

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Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What do colors say when they laugh?

Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What do you call a Polish person going down a hill?

A Rollie Pollie

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

Who's the only living relative of penguin?

His Aunt Arctica