Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

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What do a WW2 German Soldier and an Animal Doctor have in common?

They're both Veteran-Arians (wah wah)

What do you call a German rice cake?

A reich cake

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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh ?

ten-tickcles.

How many tickles does it take to make laugh an octopus ?

Ten tickles

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What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.